Wisdom

WISDOM TEETH, THAT IS!!!

Okay, I have 12 hours until my wisdom teeth get extracted. 

I have plenty to worry about in this situation, but I'm strangely nonchalant about it right now.

I'm sure the whole fear-of-crippling-mouth-pain-thing will set in any moment, but for now I'm mostly just worried that I'll get hooked on my pain medication and in the space of a few short months I'll end up in prison, without even a GED, and I'll have to sell my hair for cigarettes. 

DID YOU KNOW

Not everybody has the same amount of wisdom teeth. You can get anywhere from zero to four. (I have three.)

Now, I have a question for you, my friends, and I crave an answer: 

WHY ARE YOU STILL READING A BLOG POST ABOUT MY TEETH??

You guys are so loyal.

GOODNIGHT UTAH! HAPPY ORAL SURGERY EVE!